So we begin the main chick [Melanie] jumps out of a window because she'd rather be dead than be a host however when she hits the ground she breaks virtually every bone in her body but still breathes so they put the little alien in the back of her head then she’s good to go.
The damn alien looks like a bunch of sperm rushed a egg and then they all got stuck together and started glowing.
Let me give you the background basically these aliens invaded apparently they are the friendly kind not like E.T [they don’t want to go home] no they have to have hosts; they’re these tiny little things that can’t do shit without bodies. <a So the big question is how the fuck did they travel across galaxies and cut open peoples neck backs so they could live within their bodies?
well guess what I don’t know, I may be a fucking idiot for not understanding maybe I wasn’t paying attention but they should like make it very very clear.
The alien names herself ‘wanderer’ wanderer relays what she knows about the resistance Melanie’s mind is still alive so she like hell NO!
So they find out that there is resistance and are like we’re gona put you in a different body wanderer so they run away.
but wanderer and Melanie have conflicting ideas and they total the car and begin to walk through the desert to find the resistance of course we all know how fool this is wandering around in the desert talking to yourself with one bottle of water.
they pass out under a tree and their face is all sun burnt then they are found by Melanie’s uncle and he takes her in even though the wanderer puts them all [resistance] in danger they have this really cool hollow volcano that is there home and it has this big rushing river and a corn field that uses mirrors and the sun for the harvest. As I said coooool
I think would be a good point to tell you about Melanie so the aliens invade but her he little brother and her father had escaped the first wave however they found them her father committed suicide as Melanie and her brother hid so she took care of him and the moved from place to place then like a couple of months later she runs into this dude and he stick his tongue down her throat because he’s so happy to see another human she slaps him and then they travel together and he is now her boyfriend.
So they were living in this building then the aliens show up and are like blah Melanie says she’ll led them away and ends up jumping out the window.
Everyone except like two people wants to kill Melanie and the wanderer and they nearly killed by their neighbors twice though. Her boyfriend saves her the first time then she saves herself they get all friendly and shit there’s no montage thank you! But it has the same effect they let her farm and give her a nickname Wanda. then the is other dude is like kissing Wanda but Melanie is like NO then she stops but Melanie doesn’t want to kiss her boyfriend whilst Wanda is there so now we have this big ass Love Triangle.
And whilst all this is going on in the mountain thing there’s aliens outside pursuing Wanda and Melanie this bitch is fucking obsessed and end up killing one of her own and is like shun by all the other alien people because hey they just want to be peaceful. Then she runs off and is determined to find Wanda. And then we find out that this obsessed bitch still has resistance from the human she took the body from.
Back to the mountain and Melanie’s brother cut his leg and is going to die from like septicemia so Wanda like I can save him and leaves the mountain to get so medical spray that fixes everything. Later on she finds out the doctor in the mountain have be trying to remove the alien from the people they capture but failing epically and just killing off bag of people unintentionally. And Wanda is like NOOOOOOOOOO!
She won’t talk to anyone. Then she decides to teach these people how to remove the aliens safely with a loving hand and tells the doctor to do the same to her cause she’s had enough of living. Obviously they don’t fucking listen and give her some next person’s body who was nearly dead anyway. In the end it shows that the humans and alien people can live together in peace.
So guys that it you know how I fail at telling stories by now so yeah.
- Side note:
In my opinion this was way too sexual for a 12a rating but I guess it’s not enough for a 15 rating what does it matter now anyway I hear that kids are sexting having sex and giving sexual favors from the ages of 10 and 11 now like the can spell intercourse correctly.